Loudward

General Info

Loudward (originally Squidward, sometimes called "Quietward") is a main character of the show, and his iconic line is "2006 HONDA CIVIC", aswell as "August 12th, 2036. The heat death of the Universe." Also he is one of the characters that cant move around the map. He is shown to suffer from depression, talking about how miserable his life is, being cheered up by Spongebob and Patrick, who he considers good friends. He is also communist and supports the ideology, even arguing with Gary about wich ideology is better, capitalism or communism.

Ownings

He owns a 2006 Honda Civic, most of the time yelling about it and saying how good of a car it is, even arguing with Sandy about it at one point. Loudward appears to know when the Universe will end, predicting the date to be August 12th, 2036. He has warned the characters of the show about it, mostly Spongebob, who is also aware of this. It is revealed that Loudward has a hidden laboratory, that nobody knew about except him. A speculation for why he has a lab is so that he can figure out how to stop the imminent heat death of the Universe, which he is aware of, or to just break the time loop the show is going through, though he has not shown signs of being aware of it. Loudward has been known to own a massive tentacle porn collection.

Life

He works at the Krusty Krab, who Mr Krabs owns, and has been fired several times due to bad behaviour or due to not working hard enough, though he is rehired later, due to unknown reasons. He is known to be a good singer and performer, as pointed out by Spongebob, even singing I'm Blue by Eiffel 66 at one point. He also sang a rap about love with Mr Krabs, Spongebob and Patrick.

Loudward's name origin

Loudward got his name in the community for his voice ai being oftenly broken making him talk loudly in level 5 general, though sometimes he seems to display a quiet voice, dubbed as Quietward. This later spread into other channels.

Background info

In 1999, Loudward admitted to killing and murdering 4 women driving a 1992 Toyota Celica while intoxicated from alcohol, his motive was due to the 4 women making fun of his erectile disfunction. Years later, he grew into a depression and became suicidal. Currently, Loudward lives with an inoperable brain tumor, that causes frequent seizures in his life.

In December 2005, Loudward wanted to shop for a new car after feeling guilt and shame for the 1999 incident. In 2006, he wanted to buy the new-at-the-time 2006 Honda Civic. He still suffered from the painful brain tumor, but now with the new form of quick transportation around Bikini Bottom, he quickly plotted to dedicate a secretive place to his needs.